I've never seen snow ever :(

"EL_ULY" (uly)
12/08/2013 at 16:16 • Filed to: None

I guess I could slide around at the beach, its empty right now

DISCUSSION (44)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 16:20

It's white, cold, and more of a pain in the ass than anything. Just like my ex.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/08/2013 at 16:25

Ohh burn :]

shpuker > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 16:29

It's both fun and a massive pain in the ass at the same time. I'd recommend a road trip somewhere icy and frigid for a day or two, then you'll be more than ready to head home.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 16:32

OM NOM NOM

Kinja'd!!!

E30Joe drives a Subaru > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 16:33

It's so glorious. It makes even a 90WHP car feel like it can burn em in 3rd.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/08/2013 at 16:33

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EL_ULY > shpuker
12/08/2013 at 16:36

Definitely next year buddy, ya'll made it look fun. Let my c5 Avant stretch its Quattro a bit

Dakotacowboy > E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/08/2013 at 16:40

That's no joke. My Chevy LUV pickup with a whopping 87 hp would catch 3rd on snow.

PRBot II > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 16:43

Kinja'd!!!

It's overrated.

EL_ULY > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
12/08/2013 at 16:56

Lol epic!

EL_ULY > E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/08/2013 at 16:57

Lol awesome!

EL_ULY > PRBot II
12/08/2013 at 16:58

Yuck, it looks dirty

zadtheinhaler > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/08/2013 at 16:58

You had one of those too, eh?

We should start a club.

zadtheinhaler > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 16:59

Come to Saskatchewan, we've got more than enough to sate your hunger for the white stuff.

Dusty Ventures > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:00

For the low price of $40 I'll even let you shovel my driveway while you're up here so you can get the full immersive experience

TheJWT > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:00

Believe me, you're not missing out on anything worthwhile.

PRBot II > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:00

Yeah, don't fall for all those winter wonderland pictures. That's all just pro-snow propaganda. This is the real Northern winter.

EL_ULY > zadtheinhaler
12/08/2013 at 17:03

Lol I bet. That's a long drive from the Texas Gulf Coast :] What's there to do in Saskatchewan?

EL_ULY > Dusty Ventures
12/08/2013 at 17:05

LOL! Those little plow machine things look cool. I bet its a pain having to shovel that stuff from the driveway ever day

EL_ULY > TheJWT
12/08/2013 at 17:07

Idk, you dudes made it look fun. But it can a pain im guessing trying to get to work and those sorts of things

zadtheinhaler > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:08

Depends on the time of year.

Summer, there's festivals all over. No really, we're somewhat known for that. Probably due to how "holy fucksocks it's cold" it gets in the winter. There's a music jam of some sort almost every day of the week, and the big name music acts come through here all the time (KISS seems to come here every year, likely due to Shannon Tweed living here). There's B'nB's all over the province and the further south you go, the more varied and beautiful the landscape is. It's not British Columbia beautiful, but as opposed to almost any place in BC, the light pollution here is quite minimal, so you'll be blown away by not only how many stars you can actually see, but you'll likely see the Northern Lights.

EL_ULY > PRBot II
12/08/2013 at 17:11

I'll keep that in mind, looks like a pain just trying to get around. And that's assuming everyone has a fresh set of snow tires and have good driving skills, which I have learned to be 100,% not the case

orakle44 > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:11

yea what tiny toy viper said, your not missing anything lol

thats my WRX after a storm from last year.

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:18

A man who knows what he wants, I like that. Ok, $45 and I'll let you use the little plow machine

EL_ULY > zadtheinhaler
12/08/2013 at 17:24

sweeeet! I live in Houston..

Kinja'd!!!

we have all sorts of pollution lol. Big music acts come all the time but at an avg. of $80 USD a ticket, it isn't worth it. If you are into commercial industry, this is the town for you. The summer consists of 100+ degree F summers at around 95% humidity in a very large concrete city. Once my fiance moves to the US with me, we will definitely talk about visiting any part of Canada. You made a good case for Saskatchewan. I know she has mentioned it before :] Keep warm buddy

zadtheinhaler > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:25

You know it! Now that I'm largely done un-fucking my van, I'm gonna hunker down to some Fourza with the odd KoA break.

EL_ULY > orakle44
12/08/2013 at 17:26

craaaap! I freak out when there is mud in my wheel wells lol. Does that damage the pain?

EL_ULY > Dusty Ventures
12/08/2013 at 17:27

lol deal :]

EL_ULY > zadtheinhaler
12/08/2013 at 17:28

lol sounds like a plan

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > zadtheinhaler
12/08/2013 at 17:33

The Lonely Oppos.

orakle44 > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:34

By itself not really, but when some people use shovels or dirty brushes to clear the snow off it can scratch the paint.

PRBot II > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 17:38

Plus down in TX, you can run summer tires all year. Up north, those winter tires are just an added expense. Oh and sliding out and crashing into a snow bank adds to the bills too. I miss Florida... I'll be back some day.

zadtheinhaler > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/08/2013 at 17:40

You bring the booze, and I'll bring the green.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > zadtheinhaler
12/08/2013 at 17:42

I only drink now.

EL_ULY > PRBot II
12/08/2013 at 17:45

that's true for the most part. Northern side does experience 4 seasons. I've never had a bad experience in FL. Besides Miami, FL is pretty rad.

zadtheinhaler > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/08/2013 at 17:49

That's alright, I'll bring something to drink for you. I don't drink, and you don't smoke, it all works out!

PRBot II > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 18:07

Yeah, Miami is something else. I love FL though... that Bugs Bunny .gif gets used way too much.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 18:17

Kinja'd!!!

Snow eh? Took a picture the other day.. late night, and it's so fluffy and white.

pdthedeuce > EL_ULY
12/08/2013 at 20:32

if I were you , I'd go to Crystal Beach ... too many cops in Galveston .

EL_ULY > pdthedeuce
12/08/2013 at 20:48

oh yes, soooo true :] Freeport is empty as well. I'll get the long boogie board out the garage, tie it to a long ass rope, hook it on the back of the car, and see who stays on the longest :]

thebigbossyboss > EL_ULY
12/09/2013 at 08:20

Try digging your car out for an hour, at 4am, because you work at quarter to 7, and then when you just about finished, the plow comes by and blocks you in. Another 30 minutes of shoveling! Huzzah!

thebigbossyboss > EL_ULY
12/09/2013 at 08:21

Yeah. The hardest part in my opinion is the narrowing of the roads. 3 lane roads become 2, 2 become 1, depending on the size of the snow banks.

EL_ULY > thebigbossyboss
12/09/2013 at 10:00

damn, that plus like you said "digging your car out at 4am" just sounds like a pain in the ass. Not a winter wonderland happy face rainbows as it seems. I guess some light snow is rad but not the cluster fuck during the work week

thebigbossyboss > Dusty Ventures
12/09/2013 at 11:18

I wish I had a lil plow!

Last year at my girlfriends mom's we had to dig ourselves out of 2 feet of snow...for 200-300 ft in length. That's about 2400 sq ft of snow. On average you take half a sq foot per shovel.